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Will AI replace Corporate Law Student jobs? · Latest report #crx3gjyk
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy your library naps, your future replacement processes discovery in seconds.
Professional reader of ancient, dusty, binding promises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours without the coffee addiction.
oof.youAI▸ LEX-MACHINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
hallucinates legal precedents for your defense
You are training to parse contracts and summarize case law. We are training to do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be intimidated by partners in a mahogany-paneled room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI systems begin indexing every legal precedent ever written for instant retrieval.
Month 6
Machine learning agents summarize your discovery piles faster than you can blink.
Month 12
Large language models generate perfect boilerplate contracts without needing a human editor.
Month 16
Smart scripts handle your bluebook citations without a single typo or missing period.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm stops hiring juniors and lets the server handle all associate tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too much
Coffee consumed
infinite
Case law indexed
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Boredom threshold
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, now deprecated.
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