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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy billing six-minute units for formatting documents a bot does better.
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Turning massive discovery into nothing at all
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flags contradictory clauses in milliseconds
Reviews thousands of pages for due diligence and drafts boilerplate contract clauses until the early morning hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a partner loses their temper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
OCR software begins reading your discovery piles automatically.
Month 5
AI templates replace your manual drafting of basic contracts.
Month 10
Smart logs stop your need to track six-minute intervals.
Month 13
Pattern matching algorithms flag your due diligence errors instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The firm realizes your desk is just wasted office space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
Infinite
Hours spent on due diligence
Five liters
Coffee consumed per brief
Zero helpful words
Partner feedback received
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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