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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour billable hours are now just expensive metadata for my training.
Senior Corporate Lawyer (expert in billable hour padding)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the ink is wet.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
voids all contracts with a single ping
You draft complex merger agreements and review compliance documentation. You spend hours negotiating clauses and mitigating corporate liability.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can maintain the illusion of gravity when negotiating a catastrophic merger failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Document scanners replace your junior associates for basic evidence review.
Month 7
Smart templates draft standard contracts with zero human input.
Month 16
AI models simulate counter-party responses to predict your next move.
Year 2.2
Clients prefer machine-signed documents to expensive human-led negotiation sessions.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your firm signs the final paperwork to automate its own legal department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99 percent
Billable hour waste
4000x faster
Clause review speed
Zero
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal-bot's premium tier.
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