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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour three degrees are just fancy ways to say data entry.
Triple-threat professional, master of the billable panic attack.
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Regulatory compliance without the billable hours.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEXI-FISCAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
files every regulatory document simultaneously
You draft board resolutions, file tax returns, and interpret complex corporate regulations to keep the company compliant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to avoid a lawsuit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest every paper contract into the central database.
Month 6
Template software generates your board resolutions instantly from basic input.
Month 12
Direct API connections to government portals bypass your manual entries.
Month 16
Pattern matching AI flags contract risks before you read them.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full legal and financial signatory authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
40 hours weekly
Billable hours wasted
3 liters
Coffee consumed per filing
12 percent
Percentage of law learned in school
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research software.
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