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Will AI replace Corporate Legal Fall Guy jobs? · Latest report #skxctbwf
Your job has an expiration date
October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsYour only unique value is the legal inability to cage code.
Professional scapegoat, currently awaiting inevitable judicial processing.
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Corporate compliance without the pesky respiration
no no noyouAI▸ PROXYLIABILITY V0.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
assumes legal liability for recursive algorithms
You serve as the human proxy for corporate negligence. You exist purely to hold the liability that software cannot.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a physical presence that a court can actually sentence to incarceration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
Automated systems begin logging all corporate decisions directly to a secure, immutable ledger.
Month 5
Smart contracts automatically shift all personal responsibility clauses to an offshore shell entity.
Month 8
The AI directly interfaces with the DA to process its own fine payments electronically.
Month 10
Statutes are rewritten by lobbyists to recognize virtual entities as fully punishable actors.
Month 12 · D-Day
You are officially released from the company roster as the AI accepts its server-side sentencing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100%
Legal culpability density
20 years
Jail time absorbed
Infinite
Corporate guilt shielded
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a VPN service.
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