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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsContracts don't need feelings, they just need to be legally watertight.
Drafting ironclad NDAs while waiting for the coffee machine.
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flags regulatory violations before ink hits paper
You draft endless corporate contracts and perform due diligence. Your firm will soon prefer a cheaper, faster algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a counterparty is bluffing during a high-stakes negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins indexing your entire firm’s historical contract library.
Month 4
Standard NDAs and supply agreements are generated without human intervention.
Month 8
The AI flags risks in third-party filings faster than any associate.
Month 13
Live connections to government portals automate all your mandatory filings.
Month 19 · D-Day
The legal department is now a single, silent server in the room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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