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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou model risk; our models just model you out of existence.
Spreadsheet enthusiast currently training the algorithm for free.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk assessment without the human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ CREDIMETRIC ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates default probability in three milliseconds
You evaluate borrower creditworthiness and financial stability using spreadsheets and research. Your career is effectively a long-form manual for training your own machine replacement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle desperation in a CFO's eyes during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull financial filings directly into structured databases without your slow manual input.
Month 4
Optical character recognition software identifies and flags covenant breaches in legal documents in real-time.
Month 8
Neural networks begin generating the preliminary credit memo draft before you even open your laptop.
Month 13
Automated slide generation tools summarize complex deal risks into pre-formatted board-ready decks instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over loan approvals, rendering your analytical presence entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2M/sec
Spreadsheet rows analyzed
98%
Analyst sentiment drift
0%
Manual data entry
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet-free meditation app.
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