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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career advice is basically a fortune cookie with a subscription fee.
Professional listener and expert in saying nothing profound.
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oof.youAI▸ GURUGPT-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers motivational quotes until the client cries
You provide vague encouragement and career navigation during hour-long video calls. You write emails about professional alignment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client stops pretending to listen on Zoom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every LinkedIn post you have ever written.
Month 4
It maps your most used cliches into a sentiment engine.
Month 8
Automated chatbots begin answering client emails with higher accuracy.
Month 12
A deepfake avatar replaces you in all scheduled video calls.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and the server is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
94 percent
Average buzzword density
Zero
Clients successfully unblocked
Too many
Hours spent on LinkedIn
Your severance
A one-month supply of inspirational sticky notes.
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