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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou flip burgers for people who think code is a food group.
Master of the corporate grill and fry basket.
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help!youAI▸ CATERBOT PRO-V7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sears fifty steaks with perfect uniformity
You prepare high-volume meals in corporate kitchens. You manage grills, fryers, and timed service windows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if the steak is resting properly just by the feel.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor surface heat and cook times without your input.
Month 6
Robotic arms portion proteins and stack buns for faster assembly.
Month 16
Algorithms order ingredients, removing the need for manual stock counts.
Year 2.5
Autonomous units scrub floors and grease traps every single night.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen goes fully autonomous and the stove light turns off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3.2 liters
Average shift sweat per liter
140 units
Burgers flipped per hour
Maximum decibels
Kitchen noise level
Your severance
One free cafeteria lunch and a plastic spatula.
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