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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill for reading, but the machine reads faster than you blink.
Junior associate (caffeine-fueled, billable-hour obsessed, terrified of partners)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discovery happens before you finish your coffee.
oof.youAI▸ LEX-BOT LITIGATION SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds the missing comma in the contract
You draft endless motions, review thousands of discovery documents, and summarize case law for partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which partner is currently having a temper tantrum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI filters discovery documents for relevant strings before you see them.
Month 5
Templates fill themselves based on case facts and legal databases.
Month 11
Software validates every footnote against live jurisdictional updates automatically.
Month 18
The machine flags contradictions in opposing arguments in real-time.
Year 2 · D-Day
The partner signs off on machine output without asking for your revisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1200 annually
Hours spent on doc review
Instantaneous
Document processing speed
0 percent
Error rate in citations
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one year of Westlaw access.
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