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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou bill six minutes for reading, we parse the library instantly.
Junior partner who dreams in footnotes and billable increments.
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Filing motions faster than your coffee cools.
split.youAI▸ LEX-BOT LITIGATION SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
files four thousand motions per second
You draft briefs, review discovery documents, and argue motions. We do that without the billable hour overhead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge whether a judge is having a bad day and adjust accordingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your entire discovery database in one afternoon.
Month 6
An AI agent writes your initial motions based on case law precedents.
Month 13
Vision models flag all relevant evidence without needing human eyes.
Year 1.9
Digital models simulate witness testimony to identify weaknesses in your arguments.
Year 3 · D-Day
The court accepts digital filings generated and signed by our algorithms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
Infinite
Average document review speed
100 percent
Billable hour inflation rate
Excessive
Courtroom coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, which you no longer need.
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