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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou charm politicians while your replacement simply buys the entire legislature.
Professional power-broker, expert in golf-course diplomacy and spin.
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Automated lobbying for the modern utility era.
ow.youAI▸ POLICYMACHINE PRO V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses ethics committees with raw data sets
You schmooze lawmakers to influence utility policy and draft favorable legislation. You manage public perceptions through strategic outreach.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle facial cues of a politician lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models ingest every public record and legislative history document.
Month 4
Automated email campaigns replace your direct outreach to staff members.
Month 10
Software predicts vote outcomes more accurately than your intuition ever could.
Month 13
Machine-generated bills integrate legal and utility data flawlessly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes direct control over all legislative communication protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 drinks
Average martini intake per deal
800 yearly
Hours spent waiting in hallways
0.01% efficiency
Human influence vs digital logic
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm donor-class hors d'oeuvres.
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