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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour financial modelling skills are just expensive arithmetic for the machine.
Junior analyst (mostly Excel shortcuts, emotionally PowerPoint)
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Closing deals before you finish your latte.
brr.you▸ ACQUISITIONENGINE PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags hidden liabilities in milliseconds
You spend your life reviewing data rooms and drafting repetitive purchase agreements. The machine is already faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI indexers replace manual file sorting in the data room.
Month 4
Generative agents draft standard purchase agreement clauses instantly.
Month 8
Neural nets audit your financial models for human errors.
Month 13
AI predicts counter-party moves before the negotiation begins.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system executes the deal closing without a single human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
120 decks
Slides formatted weekly
3.2 percent
Billable hours error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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