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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEnjoy billing six-minute increments while my LLM drafts the entire contract.
Billable-hour warrior drowning in index-linked cross-references.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
glub.youAI▸ LEXI-CONTRACTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds hidden liabilities in seconds
You spend days reviewing massive data rooms and drafting long, repetitive acquisition agreements for corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines of a hostile negotiation to predict human spite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart software replaces human eyes for document review and categorization.
Month 7
Generative models produce entire first drafts of standard acquisition contracts.
Month 16
Digital agents manage all signature workflows and state filing requirements.
Year 2.3
Software negotiates standard deal terms against other automated legal platforms.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human partners are moved to advisory roles that no longer exist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
1000x faster
Average document review speed
94 percent
Redundancy potential
Zero needed
Billed hour output
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