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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA synthetic suit is much cheaper than your dignity and dry-cleaning.
Professional full-time walking advertisement and heatstroke enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The smile that never needs a break.
oof.youAI▸ MASCOTCORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect high-definition brand happiness
You wave at crowds, wear oversized costumes in summer, and suffer heatstroke for brand visibility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can perform an authentic, clumsy stumble that endears you to local children.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We record every wave to train the motion-capture algorithm.
Month 4
The mascot becomes a digital filter for customer selfies.
Month 9
Large projectors replace the physical suit at major events.
Month 16
Small robots with screens roam the store to wave.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final suit is donated to a dumpster forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99 percent
Heatstroke risk
15 kilograms
Average suit weight
Hardly any
Public trust score
Your severance
One free promotional keychain and a bus pass.
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