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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsGenerating slide decks that explain why the slides were necessary.
Professional slide-deck creator with an expensive debt habit.
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Decision-making without the expensive lunches.
bzzt.youAI▸ STRATEGYSIM-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recycles mission statements into infinite variations
You create complex projections and slide decks to justify budget allocations and market expansion strategies for the firm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is actually having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms digest the industry data you pay thousands to access.
Month 4
Generative tools build your deck structures before you wake up.
Month 8
An AI agent sits in your meetings to record the nonsense.
Month 13
The board replaces human reports with real-time dashboard updates.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the deck generator runs everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Slides produced per day
118
Buzzwords per meeting
20%
Time spent in air
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Disruptive Roles'.
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