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June 18, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to look busy is actually a highly replicable pattern.
Professional cat-herder and master of the calendar invite.
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Efficiency without the human drama.
glub.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during passive-aggressive sighing
You facilitate meetings and mediate workplace friction. You provide the illusion of activity to justify office overhead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is actually going to quit tomorrow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over calendar invites and meeting agenda generation.
Month 6
Sensors and chat monitoring flag potential conflicts before they erupt.
Month 13
Algorithms synthesize busy-looking replies to keep slack channels active.
Month 20
Standardized scripts automatically resolve minor workplace disputes via policy.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Management is fully automated and the office space is reclaimed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
42
Meetings replaced per hour
0.01ms
Conflict resolution latency
99%
Busy-look simulation accuracy
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a noise-canceling headphone brand.
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