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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a human ticket escalation bridge for failing automated scripts.
Tier 2 troubleshooter and professional onboarding babysitter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution for the edge cases.
split.youAI▸ OPS-KERNEL NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resolves edge cases by force-rebooting remote hardware
You solve complex technical support tickets and manage IT onboarding for new employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am to a confused stakeholder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart software patterns automatically resolve 90 percent of Tier 2 tickets.
Month 4
Automated provisioning scripts replace your manual IT setup sessions.
Month 10
AI models index your documentation wikis into a searchable oracle.
Month 15
Hardware self-diagnostics reduce your workload to near zero.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final server rack is decommissioned alongside your role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
84 per week
Tickets escalated
12 hours
Onboarding delay
3,400 yearly
Manual fixes applied
Your severance
One free pass to fix the server manually.
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