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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling corporate conscience to cover up bottom-line guilt.
Professional pitch-deck artist for the greater good.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ethics for a cleaner ledger.
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autogenerates emotional grant applications in milliseconds
You solicit donations from businesses by pitching social impact reports and setting up sustainable funding for cancer research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a CEO in the eye to guilt them into a donation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots handle the initial cold outreach to CSR directors.
Month 5
Algorithms write the progress reports faster than any human editor.
Month 10
Software identifies the highest probability donors without any lunch meetings.
Month 15
Digital platforms replace logo negotiation with automated auction bidding systems.
Month 21 · D-Day
The corporate donor prefers an API connection over your human pitch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4,200 annually
Coffee meetings wasted
18 million
PowerPoint slide count
99.9 percent
CSR jargon used
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Empathy'.
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