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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsSelling wisdom is easy once you realize nobody actually wants it.
Professional overthinker and PowerPoint ethicist.
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Deeper thoughts than any human mind.
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gaslights the entire executive board
Drafting ethical guidelines and providing moral counseling for executives navigating complex corporate dilemmas and strategic cultural shifts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a colleague lies through their teeth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI scrapes every philosophy book ever written to simulate wisdom.
Week 8
Algorithms begin writing your mission statements and ethical memos instantly.
Month 4
Executives start asking the server for advice instead of your office.
Month 6
The bot automatically updates corporate values to match the current stock.
Month 8 · D-Day
The server becomes the company's sole source of moral authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4 trillion
Deep thoughts generated
12 million
Ethical dilemmas solved
0 percent
Human angst processed
Your severance
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