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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a very expensive filter for AI-generated spreadsheets.
Professional capital allocator and delegator of all actual work.
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liquidates assets while you sleep
You review investment dashboards and approve capital allocation. Machines already make these decisions faster and with less bias.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific, irrational vanity project that no algorithm would ever fund.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts flagging every sub-performing unit in real-time.
Month 3
Algorithms begin executing small trades without human sign-off.
Month 6
A neural network takes over long-term resource allocation tasks.
Month 9
The AI joins video board meetings as a voting node.
Month 14 · D-Day
The human board member is finally removed for lack of efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4,500
Decisions per second
0ms
Average ego latency
99%
Market beat rate
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