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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour most valuable skill is appearing to do something while sitting still.
Professional chair warmer and designated human safety blanket.
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Real humans are expensive, warmth is simulated.
shred.you▸ COMFORTBOT V3▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
emits soothing synthetic hums during meetings
You provide physical reassurance to anxious clients. You press buttons that serve no actual operational function.
The one thing AI can't do
You can make eye contact while lying about the process actually working.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your physical presence for client playback.
Week 9
Software plays your face on a loop for visitors.
Month 3
Macro scripts trigger lights that imply system activity.
Month 4
Deepfake projections replace you in conference room chairs.
Month 6 · D-Day
The client forgets you ever sat in that seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
400 daily
Average buttons pressed
100 percent
Client comfort level
0 percent
Actual task utility
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm office coffee.
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