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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour calendar is a series of performance reviews you are failing.
Professional meeting-attender and agenda-shuffler extraordinaire.
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You shuffle agendas and approve executive decisions. A glorified mailbox for board-level reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell the fear during a hostile takeover.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Software prioritizes your meetings and declines the useless ones.
Month 6
Algorithms draft the memos and strategy documents you sign.
Month 16
Digital likenesses attend your meetings and repeat your best lines.
Year 2.2
The board accepts automated strategy updates as the new standard.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full operational control and voids your contract.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
400ms
Average decision latency
99%
Unnecessary meeting count
High
Empathy overhead cost
Your severance
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