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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour knowledge of depreciation schedules is a tax write-off for humanity.
Fortune 500 machinery tax expert (expertly overpaid)
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Aggressive asset valuation for the modern boardroom.
squeeze.youAI▸ TAXAUDIT-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes depreciation schedules to zero profit
You interpret complex machinery valuation codes for Fortune 500 tax optimization. Machines do it cheaper without the expensive lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human auditor with a straight face and perfect charm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition software ingests every legacy asset record currently sitting in your filing cabinet.
Month 5
Natural language models identify state-specific property tax exemptions across all fifty jurisdictions simultaneously.
Month 10
Simulation agents run ten thousand audit scenarios to pre-emptively structure asset documentation for tax authorities.
Month 15
Sensor-fed telemetry directly from factory equipment updates real-time depreciation values without human calculation.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to a brief meeting while your credentials are revoked for the algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Zero
Annual filing errors
99.9%
Audit defense confidence
0ms
Lunch break duration
Your severance
A one-year subscription to accounting software you no longer need.
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