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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Corporate Receptionist jobs? · Latest report #th2itwnc
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour smile is a redundant interface for an automated visitor log.
Lobby gatekeeper, professional sign-in sheet curator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The face of your lobby without the salary.
help!youAI▸ LOBBY-LINK V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates guests with facial recognition
You manage lobby security, sign in guests, and route phones. The machine does this with a tablet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a visitor is actually a courier versus a disgruntled job seeker.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Guests start scanning their own IDs on a screen.
Month 4
Smart software routes all incoming calls without a human.
Month 8
Smart lockers accept deliveries, removing the package signing step.
Month 13
Badge printers sync with the cloud to issue guest access.
Month 18 · D-Day
The lobby desk is replaced by a slim metallic kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.4 seconds
Average greeting time
Zero
Coffee spills handled
0.001 percent
Badge printing errors
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a job board.
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