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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
Professional lunch attendee and expert in spreadsheet-induced boredom.
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Closing deals while you are sleeping.
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automates complex credit risk modelling overnight
You manage client credit facilities and pitch financing products while sipping lukewarm coffee in expensive, sterile office suites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle anxiety in a CEO's eyes during a high-stakes loan negotiation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI begins drafting your routine client emails and meeting summaries.
Month 5
Risk models stop needing human input to approve standard loans.
Month 11
Clients prefer chatting with a polite AI that never sleeps.
Month 18
Self-service software eliminates the need for a human middleman.
Year 2 · D-Day
The bank switches off your credentials for final operational efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
3 per week
Average lunch meetings
14,000 daily
Excel cells updated
4 cups hourly
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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