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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill six minutes for work a regex script does in nanoseconds.
Master of Chapter 11, slayer of balance sheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the collapse of your capital structure.
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liquidates assets during the lunch break
You draft complex reorganization plans and negotiate debt covenants for insolvent firms. You shuffle massive legal liability daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO realizes they are ruined.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software reads the entire data room in seconds.
Month 6
AI models identify every dangerous covenant automatically.
Month 12
Generative agents write the restructuring plans faster than partners.
Month 16
Bots finalize debt agreements against other bots.
Year 2 · D-Day
The legal department runs entirely without a single human attorney.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
Infinite
Billable hours saved
Real-time
Debt restructuring cycles
100 percent
Coffee intake reduction
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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