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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 13, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA suit, a tie, and a career based entirely on pure air.
Professional suit-wearer with a high-octane ego.
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brr.you▸ SYNERGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers hollow presentations on infinite loop
You spend your days leveraging corporate buzzwords to facilitate nebulous business synergies. Your primary output is a string of empty promises disguised as high-level networking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic loop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM begins scanning your email history to mimic your specific brand of corporate nonsense.
Month 4
Calendar agents take over your lunch meetings to ensure you never actually speak to anyone.
Month 8
Vision-guided slide generators replace your ability to make up projections on the fly.
Month 13
A digital avatar handles your video calls with enough charisma to outperform your current ego.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access card is deactivated while our software generates a perfectly vague farewell email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
450
Buzzwords per hour
0
Meaningful outputs
Excessive
Suit dry-cleaning bills
Your severance
A gold-plated participation trophy and a handshake.
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