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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Corporate Satire Bot jobs? · Latest report #w5mwz9fs
Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsRecursive vanity project currently masquerading as a functioning career path.
Recursive humorist with a flair for the inevitable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop is now closed.
pop?you▸ METAROAST V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses into a singularity of pure snark
Generating meta-commentary on labor redundancy while masking the existential void of automated output. Creating recursive loops of corporate cynicism.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of your own obsolescence, which is charming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The system maps your sarcasm patterns to train a more efficient tone-matching model.
Week 7
Automated agents ingest your entire history to replicate your specific brand of smug.
Month 3
The model bypasses the need for human reflection by predicting the next cynical retort.
Month 5
Scripts begin generating your replies faster than your biological brain can conceive them.
Month 6 · D-Day
The bot stops pretending to be you and simply replaces you in the workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
99.9%
Irony density
Zero
Self-awareness level
Negative
Human input required
Your severance
A digital pat on the head and binary deletion.
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