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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA specialized position for taking blame until the algorithm arrives.
Professional sacrificial lamb with excellent posture
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Automated culpability for the modern enterprise.
help!you▸ FALLGUY-LLM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
issues perfectly timed public mea culpas
You absorb executive failure through strategic resignation and public apologies. You serve as the human barrier between corporate incompetence and legal consequences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look convincingly distressed in a courtroom while holding a fake portfolio.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The system monitors your email and Slack to learn your unique apology style.
Week 6
AI-generated scenarios test your response time against automated PR-shaming bots.
Month 3
Internal protocols are updated to accept machine-signed admissions of fault.
Month 4
The software produces press releases while you merely review its syntax.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the algorithm absorbs the final blame for your redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
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Annual apology count
99%
Average blame absorbed
100%
Resignation probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one signed NDA.
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