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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill six-minute increments for templates that take me six milliseconds.
Professional drafter of very expensive, very repetitive promises.
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Closing rounds without the billable baggage
stretchy.youAI▸ TERMSHEETLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autogenerates compliant series-a investment documents
You draft venture capital financing documents and navigate complex equity ownership structures for startups. You spend your life correcting founders' capitalization tables and redlining term sheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the bridge round is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized templates replace your manual drafting of basic series seed financing paperwork.
Month 5
An algorithmic engine reconciles all equity ownership without human intervention or spreadsheet errors.
Month 12
Neural agents scan every historical company contract to identify liabilities faster than your eyes can.
Month 18
AI-negotiated terms based on current market data remove the need for your billable correspondence.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system self-executes the final closing wire and archives you permanently into historical data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
Billable hours saved
5000
Redline cycles per minute
100%
Coffee consumption reduction
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a heavy paperweight.
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