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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Corporate Security Guard jobs? · Latest report #kxffmqgs
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA vest and a flashlight cannot stop an algorithm's watchful gaze.
Professional gatekeeper of the lobby and the breakroom.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total perimeter awareness, zero shift change.
split.youAI▸ SECURUNIT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks intruders with thermal precision
Monitors CCTV feeds, conducts perimeter patrols, and checks employee badges at entrances during scheduled shifts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can tactfully de-escalate a frustrated courier.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion and sound sensors begin logging activity logs automatically.
Month 10
Biometric scanners replace badge checks at all entry points.
Month 21
Vision models flag unauthorized movement before you even blink.
Year 2.6
Robotic chassis take over your scheduled floor walking routes.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The security console runs itself and deletes your login profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
15 per minute
Average blink rate
3 per shift
Coffee breaks daily
High
Badge errors ignored
Your severance
One high-definition camera feed of your empty desk.
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