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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA job description that is just a placeholder for a paycheck.
Professional occupant of chair and consumer of coffee.
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The ultimate corporate illusion of activity.
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generates meaningless status reports every morning
You exist to attend meetings that could be emails and occupy a desk for tax purposes. You provide nothing.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at nodding sagely during quarterly strategy presentations without actually listening.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks your cursor movement to prove you are away.
Week 9
An agent handles your non-existent workflow with canned responses.
Month 3
A script populates your calendar with fake meeting blocks.
Month 4
A deepfake voice logs into Zoom to nod silently.
Month 6 · D-Day
HR realizes the account is a subscription that can be cancelled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
Zero
Value Created
14 per week
Meetings attended
99 percent
Emails ignored
Your severance
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