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Will AI replace Corporate Spokesperson jobs? · Latest report #u8zkz9yn
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour teleprompter is already waiting for the upgrade to kill you.
Professional reader of buzzwords and brand-approved nonsense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfectly modulated lies every single time.
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delivers devastating news with a blank smile
You recite scripted talking points to explain network outages and speeds. You pretend corporate growth equals genuine technical progress.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sweat authentically when asked a question you weren't briefed for.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your recorded clips train a model to mimic your cadence.
Month 3
An AI drafts your talking points faster than any human writer.
Month 9
Deepfake software makes your avatar look refreshed even after hours.
Month 13
A chatbot handles Q&A while your digital face nods along.
Month 18 · D-Day
The studio is empty because your digital copy never needs breaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
14
Average lies per minute
98%
Teleprompter dependency rate
0.1
Smile authenticity score
Your severance
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