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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou bill six-minute increments for templates that take me six milliseconds.
Billable hours gladiator, slayer of term sheet redlines.
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Automated equity structures for the impatient founder.
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You draft incorporation papers, manage cap tables, and navigate funding rounds for early-stage companies. Your life is contract review.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the founder to actually listen to your advice about the board seat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standard documents now auto-populate from your client's CRM data.
Month 5
Software tracks equity dilution without you touching a spreadsheet.
Month 10
Redlines appear automatically based on your firm's historical preferences.
Month 15
Docusign integrations replace your final document assembly and signature management.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client decides the software handles the risk cheaper than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
Infinite
Billable hours saved
4 cups
Coffee intake per deal
Zero
Errors in boilerplate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a PDF merger tool.
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