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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your slide deck into a delete button.
Senior Strategist (expert in pivoting to nowhere)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The future of business, pre-computed.
ow.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your five-year plan into a decimal
You draft long-term growth plans and pivot strategies using market data. I generate them instantly using raw numbers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a meltdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models instantly generate beautiful pitch decks from raw data.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your growth forecasts with live market simulations.
Month 8
Management talks to the machine directly, bypassing your workshops.
Month 12
The AI adjusts company goals in real-time as trends shift.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your folder is archived forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
40
slides per week
120
buzzwords used
zero
valid decisions made
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent department.
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