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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague powerpoint slides into expensive, redundant executive summaries.
Professional slide-builder and professional meeting-waiter.
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Automated wisdom for the boardroom.
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generates infinite bullet points per second
You synthesize meeting notes into slide decks that justify mid-level decisions. You translate corporate speak into actionable memos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a manager is lying about their quarterly projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts summarizing your inbox threads into concise daily briefs.
Month 4
A vision model automatically populates slide templates with real data.
Month 8
Voice-to-text agents record meetings to produce instant meeting minutes.
Month 13
Logic algorithms replace your advisory role by predicting project outcomes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your departmental reporting functions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Buzzwords per slide
90 mins
Average meeting duration
94%
Action items ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one generic trophy.
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