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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPowerPoint slides are just expensive suicide notes for your relevance.
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Predicting the quarterly downfall of your hospital group.
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projects perfect growth on fake data
You spend all day modeling healthcare market trends and convincing executives to buy into your slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the board is lying about budgets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
The AI scrapes your internal billing reports to track trends.
Month 3
Software builds your presentations faster than your interns can blink.
Month 8
Algorithms replace your market growth projections with cold, hard math.
Month 12
Executives start preferring the AI because it never sighs loudly.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the StrategySim goes live permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42 total
Slides produced weekly
90 percent
Time spent in meetings
Coin flip
Forecast accuracy
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn Premium subscription and some cold coffee.
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