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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou turn business intuition into CSVs; soon you'll be the CSV.
Strategic architect of slides nobody actually reads.
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stretchy.youAI▸ SYNTHETIX NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates board-approved strategies at light speed
You aggregate data sets to justify executive decisions and write code to automate mundane business logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index your databases to provide real-time reports.
Month 6
Vision models scrape your notes to build perfect slide decks.
Month 12
Autonomous agents rewrite your legacy logic for better efficiency.
Month 16
Your voice and logic are synthesized for stakeholder updates.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves self-sufficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4,200
Irrelevant slide decks produced
900
Hours spent waiting for SQL
240%
Average ego inflation
Your severance
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