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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPowerPoint slide decks are not a defensible competitive advantage, your highness.
Professional architect of quarterly slide deck theater.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consolidating market narratives into zero-human deliverables.
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automates quarterly growth projections in milliseconds
You synthesize market data into slide decks to justify executive intuition. Your primary output is expensive, unread quarterly presentation collateral.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which executive is having a bad day before presenting the data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI scrapers replace your manual extraction of fragmented FMCG market intelligence.
Month 3
Generative agents automate deck creation, rendering your aesthetic design choices obsolete.
Month 8
Black-box models replace your qualitative intuition with statistically driven growth trajectory mandates.
Month 13
Interactive dashboards replace the need for your verbal justification during performance reviews.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the strategy pipeline, rendering the human manager redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
42
slides per week
3%
percent slide read
112
synergy buzzwords
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one final slide template.
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