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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to say nothing while using twenty words is impressive.
Serial buzzword abuser and meeting room filler
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You produce empty reports about work quality that no one reads. Your job is pure linguistic inflation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can craft a sentence so vague that no one can legally fire you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent replies to all your inquiries with empty filler.
Week 9
Software scrapes your old decks to create infinite new ones.
Month 3
A deepfake bot attends your calls and says nothing important.
Month 4
Dashboards replace your written summaries with actual useful data.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the software performs your job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
400% above limit
Synergy density
Zero
Meaningful outputs
12 per hour
Acronyms generated
Your severance
A PDF summary of your redundant career
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