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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou attend meetings to decide when the next meeting should occur.
Professional calendar filler and slide deck decorator.
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split.you▸ SYNCBOT-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward silences
You facilitate internal alignment through status updates, slide decks, and recurring syncs to manage undefined team objectives.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a singular, uncanny talent for sensing when a manager is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents summarize your inbox into single-sentence status reports.
Month 3
Autonomous bots attend internal meetings to nod at your slides.
Month 6
Generative models produce beautiful slide decks without your manual input.
Month 10
Software tracks your team output and updates trackers automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces your role with a single JSON configuration file.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
82%
Time spent in useless syncs
0.04%
Meaningful outputs generated
14
Slide decks created per quarter
Your severance
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