Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Corporate Tech Lawyer jobs? · Latest report #7qyearnr
Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour billable hours are now just training data for the machine.
Expert in turning 100-page contracts into profit.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of legal fees.
oof.youAI▸ JURISLOGIC-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds hidden loopholes in seconds
Drafting complex software licenses and navigating regulatory filings. You translate abstract legal risk into pages of dense prose.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, human intent behind a poorly written contract clause.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software models begin scanning your entire historical filing database.
Month 5
Templates now generate themselves based on specific client deal parameters.
Month 10
The machine flags regulatory conflicts before you even open the file.
Month 15
Automated legal bots handle standard redlines without human intervention.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your firm replaces the entire legal department with a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1000x faster
Contract review speed
Infinite
Billable hours saved
0.0001%
Legal errors
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
Discussion
