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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are paid to teach machines how to replace your own colleagues.
Professional cat herder for engineers who hate meetings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The manager who never needs a meeting.
help!youAI▸ SYNERGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus by deleting conflicting slack channels
You facilitate Agile ceremonies, oversee software testing, and push digital tools onto teams who don't want to use them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about their blockers during a sprint meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI agent writes and prioritizes all Jira tickets automatically.
Week 12
A Slack bot replaces the human facilitator by harvesting status updates.
Month 6
Autonomous testing suites replace manual quality assurance leadership roles.
Month 10
Decision-support software dictates team workflows without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire consulting layer is deleted to reduce corporate overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
84 percent
Time lost in standups
42 count
Buzzwords per hour
minus 12 percent
Productivity gains
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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