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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsFeeding a captive audience, one industrial-grade tray at a time.
Master of industrial kitchens and captive demographics.
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The ultimate secure-intake nutrient delivery system.
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distributes precise calories in total silence
You manage bulk food preparation and security logistics for high-density containment facilities. Precision in portion control and contraband prevention defines your day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle agitation in a queue that suggests a riot is brewing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors on all kitchen tools will automate the daily inventory, ending your tedious physical headcount rituals.
Month 7
Industrial mixers and automated ingredient dispensers remove the need for manual scaling and mixing of bulk recipes.
Month 16
High-speed conveyor systems will portion meals into trays according to individual dietary profiles with zero human error.
Year 2.2
Automated delivery pods navigate secure corridors to drop off trays directly into inmate cells without human intervention.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The facility transitions to fully automated closed-loop feeding, making your presence and oversight entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
2000
Trays handled daily
0.02%
Containment breaches
Fixed
Calories per unit
Your severance
One lifetime supply of bland, dehydrated nutritional paste.
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