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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthLocking doors is a binary state, and you are far too expensive.
Professional door-shaker and key-jingler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total lock-down, zero overhead.
toast.youAI▸ SENTINEL-SECURE MARK 4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
neutralizes cell block threats with precision
You monitor inmates, perform cell searches, manage yard time, and enforce facility safety protocols throughout the prison.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a subtle change in inmate tension before a fight breaks out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Motion cameras and sound sensors replace your physical pacing of halls.
Month 6
Robotic tracks handle tray distribution to cells without human intervention.
Month 17
Voice synthesis systems manage verbal compliance through speakers in every cell.
Year 2.5
Swarm drones with x-ray vision scan for hidden objects in seconds.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility transitions to fully automated prisoner management and surveillance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
200 per unit
Inmate count managed
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite instant coffee brand.
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