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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour keys are just heavy necklaces for a legacy system.
Professional door-opener and head-counter of the state.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human oversight.
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locks cell doors via predictive behavioral analysis
You manage cell block order and supervise inmate movement. Automation is coming for your clipboard and radio.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a shift in tension in a cell block before the sensors trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your paper logs are replaced by tablet-based biometric monitoring systems.
Month 11
Automated magnetic locks handle all secure zone transitions without humans.
Year 2.2
Computer vision models monitor inmate behavior and flag potential fights.
Year 3.5
Mounted aerial drones conduct perimeter checks and internal head counts.
Year 5 · D-Day
The command center runs entirely on logic, leaving you unemployed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
4000 daily
Shift log entries
90 decibels
Keys jingling volume
too much
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of duty-grade black coffee.
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