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October 17, 2046
In 20 yearsYour steady hand is a nuisance the market will eventually correct.
Master of scalpels, filler, and high-pressure aesthetic expectations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect symmetry without the human ego.
glub.youAI▸ PRECISIONSUTURE-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates skin tension in real time
Performing invasive aesthetic procedures and precise tissue reconstruction. Managing high-stakes patient expectations under surgical lights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in a patient's fear that sensors still miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
AI models predict surgical outcomes to manage patient expectations.
Year 5
Voice-to-data software replaces your post-operative documentation.
Year 8
Sensor-guided arms handle sterile-field setup and tool preparation.
Year 12
Automated arms take over low-risk, repetitive suturing tasks.
Year 20 · D-Day
Closed-loop robotic surgical suites render human presence redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4 percent
Average patient complaint rate
12 weekly
Hours spent on charting
near zero
Surgical error margin
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium medical-grade antiseptic.
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