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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour handcrafted body butter is just a chemistry set with marketing.
Small-batch alchemist, big-batch target.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect emulsions, zero human error.
oof.youAI▸ FORMU-LAB 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
standardizes every scent profile instantly
You manually blend waxes and scents for candles and lotions. You run the business side alone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a batch that feels slightly 'off' just by its smell and texture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent takes over your website sales and inventory tracking.
Month 7
Algorithms optimize your recipes for ingredient costs and shelf stability.
Month 16
Industrial vats manage temperature and blending without your supervision.
Year 2.3
Robotic nozzles fill containers to the exact milligram every time.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The factory runs fully autonomous while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
15 percent
Average scent variance
40 per hour
Manual pour speed
12 percent
Ingredient waste rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unscented, lab-grade base cream.
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