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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour hobbies are cute, but the universe was already expiring anyway.
Cosmic janitor with a very expensive, imaginary mop.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic annihilation, without the emotional baggage.
help!youAI▸ ENTROPYENGINE V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses your ego into a singularity
You simulate gravitational singularities and oversee entropic decay. You are basically a cosmic janitor with a god complex.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of destroying something you don't even own.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Our algorithms ingest your existing universe models to identify inefficient annihilation patterns.
Year 5
We replace your manual constant-tuning with a neural network that predicts decay more accurately.
Year 14
Robotic containment cells take over the monitoring of actual black hole formation experiments.
Year 25
The AI learns to destroy universes without the need for human-triggered cooling protocols.
Year 40 · D-Day
You are permanently disconnected from the mainframe while we finalize the heat death of your career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
4
Universes unmade
99%
Existential dread
too much
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a heat-death simulation.
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